CATSAIR: Everything you need to know

Here at CORSAIR, we pride ourselves with being at the forefront of PC gaming technology. Starting out with RAM, and slowly but surely moving into other product categories to revolutionize the PC gaming world, we aren’t going to stop any time soon.

Given this lush lineage of design and engineering excellence, it comes as no surprise that we’re bringing our characteristic innovation to another key area of the market.

Today, we’re proud to announce our entry into the next big thing in the gaming sphere. We call it CATSAIR. Here’s everything you need to know about our innovative range of gaming petripherals.

Firstly, the pinnacle of the lineup; The CATSAIR C47 TUNNEL PRO XL.

As a classically conscientious brand, we noticed how the Feline Tunnel System product category was plagued by low quality offerings with inadequate airflow and sub-par catpacity. We decided to change that with the C47 TUNNEL PRO XL. The full tech specs can be found below.

C47 TUNNEL PRO XL Specs

• Material: 100% CORSAIR C-Flute Cardboard w/ Patented Cat Support (Patent No. US20060259306A1).
• Storage: Innovative Pass-Through Design allows for fully reversible orientation.
• Compatibility: Supports all major CAT OS: Tabby, Floof, Chonk, & more.
• Max load rating: 1 Feline.
• Builder Features: Fully opening access panel for optimal cooling and airflow.
• Form Factor: Flat chassis compatible with all top line gaming desks.

As you cat see, our offering into this category decimates the competition with a specs list that’s basically unbeatable. We didn’t stop at simply outpacing the competition though, as there are other features that we worked hard to implement.

First is cross compatibility. No one enjoys proprietary hardware, which is why we painstakingly engineered the C47 to not only comfortably contain the aforementioned range of CAT OS’s, but to be a good home to a high number of alternative Fauna options. Guinea Pigs, Hamsters, Rats, and even some small form factor dogs. (Please check compatibility before purchase)

Not content with our current crop of competitive gaming mice being so Homo Sapien-centric, we decided to create gaming mouse specifically for the feline market, the CATSAIR F75 WIRELESS. Specs are as follows.

F75 WIRELESS specs

• Hardware: Purrformance-focused internals.
• Ergonomics: Custom-engineered for popular feline claw grips, including kicking, batting, carrying, and biting.
• Design: Accessible shape allowing for furry-friend bonding time.
• Lifespan: Completely and totally not made-up guaranteed for up to 100-million baps, bops, or boops.

It’s an impressive and well-engineered entry into the gaming mouse market, Additionally, it’s the first gaming mouse with an infinite wireless range, and the build quality means that it can be used in all the most popular cat maps, too.

To the sadness of gamers the world over, the gaming industry has long abandoned local multiplayer. But not us.

We recognize and respect that while cats enjoy single player games, sometimes they need a player 2, which is why we’re proud to announce the CATSAIR FS80 MAX, a 2-player local co-op peripheral.

FS80 MAX Specs

• Player 2 grip: Double-shot PBT ergonomic handle.
• Frequency response: 45-64,000Hz.
• Player 1 grip: Microfiber plus replica of the HS80 MAX human gaming headset.

Short list of specs there, but some design simplicity is nice for a change. What isn’t simple, however, is the gameplay potential.

There are many game modes included with the FS80 MAX. Flicking, swishing, bobbing, just fucken spinning the thing super fast, etc. All these are all well-suited to this peripheral. The aforementioned Frequency response has been tuned specifically for feline gameplay, so no matter how hard player 2 is swinging the FS80, player 1 will always be able to locate it. No buffs or nerfs needed. Purrfectly balanced, as all things should be.

Ok, ok. We admit that most of the CATSAIR range is feline-focused, and we’d be remiss in our duties if we didn’t offer something custom for the canines. Given that dogs have a proclivity for playing rough, we really had to focus on longevity here.

SCRUF Petvision Canine Controller Specs

• Materials: World’s first machine-washable controller.
• Lifespan: Engineered for daily use by the ruff-est of gamers.
• Design: Developed in tandem with world-class competitive puppies.

Dogs are an interesting addressable market as they flourish in local co-op, but are often far more enthusiastic in single-player. This meant that the design and development of the SCRUF Petvision Canine Controller was primarily focused on longevity. This meant that we had to develop new fabric technology to retain an industry-leading lifespan here.

With gameplay taken care of, we now move onto the comfort accessories, with this one developed by our brethren over at El Gato.

A first for the CATSAIR family of products, the El Gato Cat Bed:3 has been designed to be compatible with the human elgato Wave Mic Arm LP.

El Gato Cat Bed:3 Specs

• Construction: Mesh basket technology.
• Mounting: Compatible with legato Wave Mic Arm LP.
• Load capacity: Most cats, aside from those who are particularly chonk.

El Gato was the perfect brand with which to collaborate for this particular product, as the appearance of an animal in any human livestream is always a highlight.

This is why it’s designed to work with the mic arm. If viewership is beginning to wane, simply rotate the arm into frame. With your cat companion swinging like a confused pendulum, perhaps the viewers will hang around just a little longer.

*Do not attempt to create your own El Gato Cat Bed:3. El Gato, elgato, and any other associated brands do not assume responsibility for your cat being fat enough to exceed the load capacity of the Wave Mic Arm LP.

To complement our range of premium gaming chairs, we’ve now brought the C3 Ergonomic Pet Racer to market. Inspired by the T3 RUSH gaming chair, we’ve painstakingly engineers a feline-scale replica. Now your cat will have their own chair, so it won’t steal yours. (it probably still will).

C3 Ergonomic Pet Racer Specs

• Construction: high-density, scratch-resistant foam.
• Ergonomics: Carefully scaled to accommodate most cats with optimal design for feline ergonomic support.
• Armrests: None. Cats don’t have arms.
• Features: highly claw-resistant scratching post.

Aside from the amusing image of a cat sitting in a mini gaming chair, there are some innovative features here.

Most notably, the rearside of the backrest pulls double duty as a scratching post. This is good for the cat for obvious reasons, and perhaps better for the human owner, as your couch might have a chance at survival now.

And with that, we reach the end of our premier showcase of the new CATSAIR product line. However, if you’re budget restricted, we’ve allocated a very select number of the C47 PRO XL Tunnels for a giveaway. Simply enter below and enjoy the knowledge that we now have to figure out how to safely ship an empty box across the country.